"A mostly vocally improvised tune on the following storyline: A general, though it is his job to wage war, decides that fighting just isn't his forte - too messy and all that. So he devises a plan to hide out from the enemy rather than face him. This raises problems, however, that the general couldn't even fathom."

Well I gotta admit, general
That's a brave move
Well I gotta admit general
That's a brave move
But one thing that you didn't forsee
It didn't take care of the enemy
Now you made it worse it's true
Cuz he's out there with nothing to do
And he don't give a shit
About you